Not sure whether to be amused or appalled

[elf]

christianfanfic is a community for Christian fan fiction writers and readers who want to read and post fan fiction ... without having to worry about running into content that goes against their beliefs.
... The goal of this community is to demonstrate that great stories don't need bad language or suggestive content to be great stories.
... It is our belief we can glorify God by obeying His commands and standards when we write, so, as long as your story follows the content rules below, it's welcome.

Rules For Posting Fan Fiction:
1. Do not submit fics rated higher than PG-13.
2. Do not use the Lord's name in vain.
3. Fics cannot include slash (female/female or male/male romantic pairings) of ANY KIND.
4. No suggestive content, descriptions, or humor.
5. Do not include profanity in your fic. If there is profanity in your fic, please edit it before posting it here.
6. Please do not write fics about the actors themselves (i.e. Jensen Ackles from Supernatural). Stories from the characters' perspectives are fine, but please respect the actors' personal lives.

I am... fascinated...

( And I want to expound at length about why. )